Avocado Bandido 🥑
The Green Gold Rebel that's crossing the blockchain border! 🌮💰
The Legend of Avocado Bandido aka The $GUAC 📜
In a world where ICE is cracking down, and borders are getting tighter, one fearless avocado is rising above the chaos... flipping the script (and the finger) on the system! 🖕🥑
They called him a snack, but now he's THE GREEN GOLD – smuggled, hoarded, and worth more than your ex's engagement ring. 💰💚 While the world fights over currencies, this fat little fruit (yes, it's a fruit, pendejo) is taking over as the most valuable import—and it's got an attitude to match.
From the farms of Mexico to the blockchain, Avocado Bandido is here to disrupt! 🚀💸 Supply and demand, baby. Just like your guac addiction, prices only go up.
"They tried to deport me, now I run the market." – Avocado Bandido 🥑🔥
Crossing The Blockchain Border 🗺️
Phase 1: Guac Birth
- Website & Social Media Launch
- Community Building
- Pump.fun Launch
Phase 2: La Revolución
- Crossing the blockchain border
- Viral Marketing Campaign
- Raydium Listing
Phase 3: Guac Moon
- Major CEX Listings
- $GUAC price to the MOON
- Global Domination